~FIND BALANCE~

~Find Balance~

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via mysterylullaby)

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Job Spell!

astralokean:

The basics of the spell I believe got me a job interview within 2 days:

Materials:

  • A favorite incense that helps you think of success or liveliness.
  • A representation for value/money. (gold, a favored crystal/stone, etc)
  • Fire and a place to burn a small paper.
  • Green ink or…

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the-darkest-of-lights:

My love potion I made on Friday evening. I got the recipe from ’ book of witchery by Ellen Dugan’. This potion calls on Aphrodite , freya,and frigga, this spell and philter is more about emotionally of love and less about the sexual act. 
Ingredients
1 small glass bottle 
Base oil
 ( I used sunflower oil)
Clean dropper 
3 drops rose oil
3 drops rose geranium oil
1 drop vanilla extract or vanilla bean
Small rose quartz chip

Fill the bottle 3/4 full of the base oil. Then add the crystal and vanilla and the other ingredients and shake to mix. 
Then repeat :
“Dear Aphrodite , freya, and frigga , now gather ‘round bless this potion with Venus’s energies that today abound because the best day to work magic is Friday encourage love and romance in the best possible way may this philter enhance my loving witchery for the good of all and by the power of three. “

Now set aside the bottle and ground your self. You just made a love potion.

Remember that love magic is not always good, this potion is to help you draw love into your life, not force it.

the-darkest-of-lights:

My love potion I made on Friday evening. I got the recipe from ’ book of witchery by Ellen Dugan’. This potion calls on Aphrodite , freya,and frigga, this spell and philter is more about emotionally of love and less about the sexual act.
Ingredients
1 small glass bottle
Base oil
( I used sunflower oil)
Clean dropper
3 drops rose oil
3 drops rose geranium oil
1 drop vanilla extract or vanilla bean
Small rose quartz chip

Fill the bottle 3/4 full of the base oil. Then add the crystal and vanilla and the other ingredients and shake to mix.
Then repeat :
“Dear Aphrodite , freya, and frigga , now gather ‘round bless this potion with Venus’s energies that today abound because the best day to work magic is Friday encourage love and romance in the best possible way may this philter enhance my loving witchery for the good of all and by the power of three. “

Now set aside the bottle and ground your self. You just made a love potion.

Remember that love magic is not always good, this potion is to help you draw love into your life, not force it.

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d-oui-b asked: do different gays transact like if i just get the insatiable urge to fucking choke some dick down my fucking gay throat when i die in this fiery explosion of noxious gas will my gay essence flow into you and translate into like the urge to eat a vagina or is it entirely dependent on how much i am currently craving a vagina bc u are shit out of luck in that case like i saw a boob and almost died inside bc it was a cute boob but it was also a girl boob so i was incredibly conflicted

That is fascinating , I think it’s a personal choice. :)

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Trancework, Monitoring, Cautions

valkyraven:

I do a lot of trancework. It’s a very important part of my path and training. I was trained as a druid in the old school, through the Celtic Christian path, which means I was doing trancework before I was in double figures.

I know what I’m doing well enough to be able to do…